Today, I tried to delete my Facebook page. It then proceeded to ask me:

"Bridger: Why are you leaving us?"
I instantly felt guilty...
"I--I don't know why I AM leaving you Facebook?!?! What was I thinking? Psshhh I'm sorry Facebook, I'm sorry."
"Thank you for staying with us, Bridger."
"Yeah, yeah... So, we cool?"
"..."
"We're cool right? Facebook?"